After two months of the wait-and-see trial, the decision is in: our olives worked beautifully. Another case of turning straw into gold: successful. In the future I'm sure that it will be hard to keep my prying eye off of the ornamental olive trees that cover northern California, especially as I know that much of the fruit will fall to the ground untouched.
As all of the recipes that I found online were poorly written and confusing, I've included ours below.
~ Pick ripe black olives and wash well with water. Remove any leaves, stems, and debris.
~ Slice olives vertically down one whole side and make sure not to cut the pit
~ Place in Large container (we used a glass one gallon jug),
~ Fill container with Salt water brine of 1/4 Cup Salt to 1 Quart Water. The brine should cover the olives by 1/2 inch or more. If the olives float, design a system to weigh them down.
~ Shake the container daily
~ Once a week, empty the brine, rinse the olives with fresh water, and replace brine- repeat as necessary. (All olives cure differently, I repeated this step for eight weeks until the olives didn't taste acidic any longer. I would recommend that you begin to taste the olives after a month, and you should notice a large difference in taste as the weeks progress. Keep in mind that olives will be very salty at this stage as the salt replaces the acidity.)
~ When the olives no longer have a bitter taste, empty the brine and rinse them once more. Then replace the brine with regular water and let the container stand for 3 days. This leaches the salt out of the olives.
~ After three days, place several shelled cloves of garlic and peels of lemons into an appropriate amount of clean mason jars.
~ Rinse olives once more and place into mason jars, leaving 1/2 inch space at the top.
~ Make a new batch of brine, this time with only 1/8 cup salt per 1 Quart, and fill mason jars with brine covering olives.
~ Add 2 Tablespoons of red wine vinegar per jar as well as enough olive oil to cover the top of the water (this seals the jar against bacteria)
~ Tightly screw on cap, and place in the refrigerator. Olives should keep for 6 months or more!